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Think about it: how many eighty-year-old people with any tact at all do you know? I mean we were walking up to the front door of the club and we're all reaching for our wallets and the doorman goes: 'Please...'. We looked like we were filming a Flomax commercial. A daughter may one day play the role of mother and wife. My daughter got her heart broke and now shes dating him.....aaaaggghh... Im starting this page as a way to vent "DADD" issues. He is an incredible comedian and a very cheerful actor. He was born in the year 1957 on 27th of July and this makes his age 58 at this time.
There's this synthesizer-computer music going, there's these laser lights and black lights. So we're standing there having a beer and all of sudden my friend goes, 'Hey man, check out that table over there.
And I don't even think he has to go; I think he just enjoys the comfort of that seat. " And I went upstairs and I walked in his room, and I heard this "boom, boom, boom." And I looked around the corner of the bathroom, he is standing butt naked in front of the mirror going "shake your boom boom, shake your boom boom." And I let it go for about ten seconds, then went "Shake, boy! We could walk into a Chinese restaurant right here in Chicago.
And the waiter could have been born here, raised here, went to college here, he has never left the city limits. " We’ve got 4 dogs, 2 of them are wiener dogs, those are her dogs. That right there’s a boy dog and he’s 1/4 inch away from dragging his transmission on the sidewalk! I love being in my fifties because people gotta listen to you now; you've been around for awhile. She's earned the right to fart at your dinner table.
When I tell my son to go take a shower, it can easily be forty-five minutes before I hear the water start running. He gets up in his bathroom, 'cause he has go to the bathroom again. And one night, I told him to go take a shower, and I didn't hear the water run for about an hour, and I said "that is it!
So do women, but they've already got men. [about how people in the 90's used "awesome" wrongly] Webster's dictionary defines awesome as "anything that leaves you in awe and wonder." Like winning the lottery ... Number one: "You're only responsible for the first ,000 worth of damage." Number two: "We have medication for this." And number three: "It was more than an ounce and he was less than a hundred yards from the school." [about his son Travis] [He] can procrastinate more than any kid I've ever met in my life.